Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader] by ~xTsu-chan
Get it your bloody self!
Can’t. Working on experiment.
You’re lying on the couch!
The experiment is the couch.
-thirty minutes pass-
I need my laptop.
-five minutes pass-
…Fine. Where is it?
On my lap.
Random - Hetalia x Male!Reader"Dudes. I'm starving."Random - Hetalia x Male!Reader by ~xTsu-chan
"Git! Is your stomach all you can think about?!"
"Shall I show ze lovely viewers my sexy body?"
"If you do I'm stabbing my eyes out."
"All will become one with Mother Russia, da?"
"Kesesesesesesese~ Zhe awesome Prussia is here to spread mein awesomeness!"
"Ve~ Will there be pasta?"
"Oh great! Another fanfiction that smells like garlic bread and Dutch ovens!"
"Romano~! Mi tomate!"
"Is there any manga?"
"Aiyah aru! You are all such children, aru!"
"Okay boys! Beer is on Icey until Sam stops loving me!"
"Will you stop trying to get free drinks out of people?"
"Shut it, Dane."
"Th's is m' w'f'."
"He...he...q-quit with the joking already, Su-san!"
"I AM a nation you big bully!"
"Haha! A course ya are mate!"
"Och. Diz anyain hae a fag?"
"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
The tap tapping of fingers against a computer keyboard echoed throughout the silent conference room, making all eyes turn to look at its